THE FUTURIST! handles another …
ADVENTURE OF THE UTTER DESPAIR NJ STRANGLER
It’s just too hot in Utter Despair NJ.
Humid, Stifling. Hazy. Sweaty and uncomfortable.
The Strangler can’t abide it.
He just cannot get “into” his reason for living in this weather. How can he possibly dress stylish AND wear gloves in this suffocating heat? His hands are just not bearing up under this environmental amazonian atmosphere. He could feel the pores of each digit and each palm gasping for air under the leather.
He has decided to go away for awhile to a cooler climate. He has not disclosed the location to anyone, in case they alert the authorities.
He did not even tell his on again/off again paramour Penelope (aka The Utter Despair Black Widow). She has had several husbands sadly expire … some may have met their demise due to being handled by The Strangle … BUT … that is only a rumor.
The Strangler informed Penelope of his decision last night after they had a romantic dinner and saw a film at The Hive Mall.
Penelope was quite sad and heartbroken, but NOT so much over The Strangler’s vacation away from the heat, but because his left hand glove button snap got caught on her mesh stocking as he tried to console her with the news with a loving knee pat.
The intense prolonged frustrating disengaging of his glove and her hosiery was the most passion they had had in weeks.