Time for Intermission at Thimble Theater.

Try a Hot Dog in an oven fresh bun!

From THE FUTURIST!’s Fading Memory Archive:
THE FUTURIST! recalls a vacation from long ago … he was about 17 and sat on the precipice of a huge stone edifice of some Pagan God’s making. He had been told that a dog was Man’s Best Friend. So, he brought along his cousin’s canine named Ranger and asked:
"Ranger, as the most valued compatriot of Male Humankind„ will you please nudge THE TEEN THE FUTURIST! off this ledge? He no longer has the Will or Urge to Live, but has not the nerve to propel himself into the arms of oblivion. He will need your kind domesticated canine assistance."
Ranger licked THE TEEN THE FUTURIST!’s face and made a whimpering noise and then walked to a small vegetative growth nearby, urinated and then chased a small rabbit.
Obviously, THE TEEN THE FUTURIST! could not even be the BEST friend of a dog who finds every moment of his existence a reason to live.

From THE FUTURIST!’s Fading Memory Archive:

THE FUTURIST! recalls a vacation from long ago … he was about 17 and sat on the precipice of a huge stone edifice of some Pagan God’s making. He had been told that a dog was Man’s Best Friend. So, he brought along his cousin’s canine named Ranger and asked:

"Ranger, as the most valued compatriot of Male Humankind„ will you please nudge THE TEEN THE FUTURIST! off this ledge? He no longer has the Will or Urge to Live, but has not the nerve to propel himself into the arms of oblivion. He will need your kind domesticated canine assistance."

Ranger licked THE TEEN THE FUTURIST!’s face and made a whimpering noise and then walked to a small vegetative growth nearby, urinated and then chased a small rabbit.

Obviously, THE TEEN THE FUTURIST! could not even be the BEST friend of a dog who finds every moment of his existence a reason to live.

(via elcomfortador)

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THE FUTURIST! is a Fool.

Sentimental Fool

What seems to be is always better than nothing.

There’s nothing at all, but what a fool believes he sees.

ugh.

ArtistDoobie Brothers
TitleWhat a fool believes
THE FUTURIST! presents:
FOOT FETISH THEATER
Summer is ending fast … time flew by.
The Autumn is approaching.
Pumpkin Spice Shoes are appearing rather early.

THE FUTURIST! presents:

FOOT FETISH THEATER

Summer is ending fast … time flew by.

The Autumn is approaching.

Pumpkin Spice Shoes are appearing rather early.

THE FUTURIST! serves …
A HEAD OF PAUL LYNDE SALAD
No Dressing.
Lots of Ham

THE FUTURIST! serves …

A HEAD OF PAUL LYNDE SALAD

No Dressing.

Lots of Ham

Charles Brackett and Billy Wilder
A Screenwriting Duo that was A-1.
Masters. Unsurpassed.

Charles Brackett and Billy Wilder

A Screenwriting Duo that was A-1.

Masters. Unsurpassed.

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THE FUTURIST!’s DAY OFF LATE AFTERNOON PRE-DINNER COCKTAIL MIXING MUSIC

* You may wish to really “swing” your swizzle stick, but try to remain “cocktail calm”.

ArtistSqueeze
TitleAnnie Get Your Gun

The Restoration Trailer for the thrilling, madcap adventure

starring Jean Paul Belmondo

THAT MAN FROM RIO (1964, Philippe De Broca)

now playing at NY’s FILM FORUM through Sept 4.

THE FUTURIST! Asks …
You to remember NOT to explore strange caves, open mysterious crates and to ALWAYS look out for strange creepy stalkers.
Keep your wits about you!

THE FUTURIST! Asks …

You to remember NOT to explore strange caves, open mysterious crates and to ALWAYS look out for strange creepy stalkers.

Keep your wits about you!

OH, THE GOINGS ON AT THE HODGE PODGE LODGE
THE FUTURIST! peeked in the Snobbery Sitting Room last Sunday at The Hodge Podge Lodge in Utter Despair,NJ and saw Tad and Brad looking over their Freshman College Brochure. 
The boys were a bit chagrined to find there were no courses in Colonialism, Cocktail Mixing, How Not to Clash Socks with Suit Attire, Misogyny, Foreign Sports Cars, and How to Demean Hired Help.
However, Tad felt a smile blossom when he saw there was a class called Caucasian Only Male Massage. He did not mention this to Brad. He didn’t feel it was the “right” time to express his feelings.

OH, THE GOINGS ON AT THE HODGE PODGE LODGE

THE FUTURIST! peeked in the Snobbery Sitting Room last Sunday at The Hodge Podge Lodge in Utter Despair,NJ and saw Tad and Brad looking over their Freshman College Brochure. 

The boys were a bit chagrined to find there were no courses in Colonialism, Cocktail Mixing, How Not to Clash Socks with Suit Attire, Misogyny, Foreign Sports Cars, and How to Demean Hired Help.

However, Tad felt a smile blossom when he saw there was a class called Caucasian Only Male Massage. He did not mention this to Brad. He didn’t feel it was the “right” time to express his feelings.

SEE YOU NEXT WEDNESDAY!
FFOLKES (1979, Andrew V. McLaglen)

SEE YOU NEXT WEDNESDAY!

FFOLKES (1979, Andrew V. McLaglen)