A scene from the Easter themed film:
LAST YEAR AT MARIENEGG
filmed entirely in Utter Despair, NJ and directed by resident émigré Egglaid Resnais.
He just loves eggs.

A scene from the Easter themed film:

LAST YEAR AT MARIENEGG

filmed entirely in Utter Despair, NJ and directed by resident émigré Egglaid Resnais.

He just loves eggs.

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THE FUTURIST! is readying his Easter dinner ingredients.

And music to do it by …

ArtistFred Astaire
TitleHappy Easter (From "Easter Parade")
AlbumFred Astaire At the Movies, Volume 4

Frank and Bing in HIGH SOCIETY (1956, Charles Walters)

THE FUTURIST! is having a Swell Party.

I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I’m under the table,
after four I’m under my host.
Dorothy Parker (The Collected Dorothy Parker)

(via introspectivepoet)

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So beautiful.

Slow, contemplative.

Perfect martini music with your shoes off and your feet up.

Bow Tie undone.

And no pants.

- Cordially Yours, 

THE FUTURIST!

ArtistCount Basie
TitleLil' Darlin'
AlbumAtomic Mr. Basie
From THE FUTURIST!’s Fading Memory Archive:
THE FUTURIST! recalled today a memory of when The Amazing Frollo was working at The NBC Store in Rockefeller Plaza in New York. He asked The Amazing Frollo if they had any discounts on items from old NBC television programs.
For instance, did they have any discounted BANACEK turtlenecks? It appeared they did not. It’s a pity.
THE FUTURIST! was thinking of wearing one that Easter weekend that year with a hounds tooth sport coat. THE FUTURIST! wasn’t going to solve any fraudulent insurance scams involving disappearing Brink’s armored trucks or art objects. He just wanted to go bow tie-less that Easter. No turtleneck, no cigarillos, no sport coat …
but he will have that glass of whatever Banacek is having.
(looks like a vodka with a $20 bill in it)
Cheers, George Peppard.

From THE FUTURIST!’s Fading Memory Archive:

THE FUTURIST! recalled today a memory of when The Amazing Frollo was working at The NBC Store in Rockefeller Plaza in New York. He asked The Amazing Frollo if they had any discounts on items from old NBC television programs.

For instance, did they have any discounted BANACEK turtlenecks? It appeared they did not. It’s a pity.

THE FUTURIST! was thinking of wearing one that Easter weekend that year with a hounds tooth sport coat. THE FUTURIST! wasn’t going to solve any fraudulent insurance scams involving disappearing Brink’s armored trucks or art objects. He just wanted to go bow tie-less that Easter. No turtleneck, no cigarillos, no sport coat …

but he will have that glass of whatever Banacek is having.

(looks like a vodka with a $20 bill in it)

Cheers, George Peppard.

THE FUTURIST! woke up in a SILENT bleary haze and the intertitle of the movie of his Life was thus.

THE FUTURIST! woke up in a SILENT bleary haze and the intertitle of the movie of his Life was thus.

THE FUTURIST! Asks …
"Will it, Log Lady? Will it, really?"

THE FUTURIST! Asks …

"Will it, Log Lady? Will it, really?"

(via negativeculpability)

THE FUTURIST! Asks …
"Who says Bathroom Humor can’t be clever?"

THE FUTURIST! Asks …

"Who says Bathroom Humor can’t be clever?"

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Cordially Yours,

THE FUTURIST!’s Management.

FRIDAY’S MOVIE FRAME OF MIND
INSIDE LLEWYN DAVIS (2013, Joel and Ethan Coen)

FRIDAY’S MOVIE FRAME OF MIND

INSIDE LLEWYN DAVIS (2013, Joel and Ethan Coen)

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Tonight’s Closing Music and a melodic way of …

SUMMING UP THE FUTURIST!’s DAY

ArtistBlondie
TitleHeart of Glass
AlbumParallel Lines