May 2012
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May 26th
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May 21st
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IN SESSION WITH DR. PORTO # 3
Dr. PORTO: I have a very pithy observation to make after your confession.
THE FUTURIST! asks for Dr. Porto's honesty.
DR. PORTO: It's in regard to the rhythmic cadence in your articulation which reveals a lot about your inner conflicts.
THE FUTURIST! is silent.
DR. PORTO: It's similar to a Boz Scaggs song, but you are not confident enough to take it to that level.
May 21st
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“Human beings are funny. They long to be with the person they love but refuse to...”
– Sigmund Freud (via cheaperthanadime)
May 21st
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May 21st
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An Apology from THE FUTURIST!
Dear 2 people that read THE FUTURIST!’s Blog: THE FUTURIST! wishes to apologize for not posting a FRIDAY MOVIE FRAME OF MIND and a SATURDAY MUSIC selection this past week.  Time just seemed to slip away. THE FUTURIST! was concerned about finishing his contribution to the FOR THE LOVE OF FILM BLOGATHON III and due to his obsession, he forgot his usual weekly habits in regard to this blog. ...
May 21st
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May 19th
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“SHAME is the best film of 2011 and Michael Fassbender should have been nominated...”
– THE FUTURIST!
May 18th
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May 18th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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“In a ridiculously good mood today. Just got a fresh batch of dopamine. Thanks...”
– - Dr. Alexander Porto (THE FUTURIST!’s therapist) via Twitter
May 17th
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May 16th
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coenbrosbeforehos: Every single gay character on Will & Grace is so offensively stereotypical that I’m surprised Ryan Murphy didn’t write it. THE FUTURIST! writes in reply: Dear Stecklow: Wait until you see the premieres of CBS’ CSI: FIRE ISLAND and NBC’s LAW AND ORDER: F.A.G.S. (Forensic Attorney Gay Squad)
May 16th
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May 13th
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Anonymous asked: I looked it up. Utter Despair, New Jersey is NOT a real place. You are a liar.
May 13th
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May 13th
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“Best thing about suburbia? Having a martini, an opened window and the smell of a...”
– THE FUTURIST!
May 12th
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May 12th
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Anonymous asked: You are not funny. You don't know what funny is. Give it up.
May 12th
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May 11th
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A FITFUL DREAM RECORDED BY THE SEUSSONORAS...
Last night, retiring to bed after a delicious rainbow tortellini dinner and several Chocolate Belgian cookies, THE FUTURIST! had a memory flash in his fevered noggin.  A recollection of a childhood incident so traumatic and terrifying that he thought this must have been buried away in his subconscious. Most nights he uses the (patent pending) Seussonoras Cerebral Slumber Sensor to record his...
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