THE FUTURIST! woke up in a SILENT bleary haze and the intertitle of the movie of his Life was thus.

THE FUTURIST! woke up in a SILENT bleary haze and the intertitle of the movie of his Life was thus.

THE FUTURIST! Asks …
"Will it, Log Lady? Will it, really?"

THE FUTURIST! Asks …

"Will it, Log Lady? Will it, really?"

(via negativeculpability)

THE FUTURIST! Asks …
"Who says Bathroom Humor can’t be clever?"

THE FUTURIST! Asks …

"Who says Bathroom Humor can’t be clever?"

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Cordially Yours,

THE FUTURIST!’s Management.

FRIDAY’S MOVIE FRAME OF MIND
INSIDE LLEWYN DAVIS (2013, Joel and Ethan Coen)

FRIDAY’S MOVIE FRAME OF MIND

INSIDE LLEWYN DAVIS (2013, Joel and Ethan Coen)

Album Art

Tonight’s Closing Music and a melodic way of …

SUMMING UP THE FUTURIST!’s DAY

ArtistBlondie
TitleHeart of Glass
AlbumParallel Lines

retropopcult:

Match Game

(via preachandcochise)

THE FUTURIST! charms his way into the secret offices of E.N.N.U.I. and probes into …
THE HOLIDAY ASSIGNMENT FILES OF AGENT 00SADNESS
It appears that Agent 00Sadness has had a mishap involving outdoor Easter Egg Coloring … an EGGsplosive (Oh, dear, the puns are so horrible) misadventure.
THE FUTURIST! labels this file under:
LIVE AND LET DYE
TOMORROW NEVER DYES
or
DYE ANOTHER DAY
Take your pick. THE FUTURIST! will be happy either or any way.
Agent 00Sadness does not care.
He is on his way to Easter Weekend in Montreal.

THE FUTURIST! charms his way into the secret offices of E.N.N.U.I. and probes into …

THE HOLIDAY ASSIGNMENT FILES OF AGENT 00SADNESS

It appears that Agent 00Sadness has had a mishap involving outdoor Easter Egg Coloring … an EGGsplosive (Oh, dear, the puns are so horrible) misadventure.

THE FUTURIST! labels this file under:

LIVE AND LET DYE

TOMORROW NEVER DYES

or

DYE ANOTHER DAY

Take your pick. THE FUTURIST! will be happy either or any way.

Agent 00Sadness does not care.

He is on his way to Easter Weekend in Montreal.

Here are compare and contrast film and reality shots featuring one of Agent00Sadness’ favorite films … CHARADE (1963, Stanley Donen).

1. Cary Grant and Audrey Hepburn find each other in the dark

2. Agent 00Sadness┬átries to find the cord to the lamp he accidentally pulled out of a wall socket and steps on his cat’s tail while doing so.

UTTER DESPAIR NJ BULLETIN!

THE SUMMER INTERN INTERVIEWS ARE COMING!

YES.

IT IS STILL ONLY SPRING AND STILL COLD, BUT …

THE SUMMER INTERN CANDIDATES ARE COMING SOON!

Oh, if it ONLY rained Ice Cream Sandwiches …
THE FUTURIST! would be so so so happy!

Oh, if it ONLY rained Ice Cream Sandwiches …

THE FUTURIST! would be so so so happy!