OH, THE GOINGS ON AT THE HODGE PODGE LODGE
THE FUTURIST! peeked in the Snobbery Sitting Room last Sunday at The Hodge Podge Lodge in Utter Despair,NJ and saw Tad and Brad looking over their Freshman College Brochure.
The boys were a bit chagrined to find there were no courses in Colonialism, Cocktail Mixing, How Not to Clash Socks with Suit Attire, Misogyny, Foreign Sports Cars, and How to Demean Hired Help.
However, Tad felt a smile blossom when he saw there was a class called Caucasian Only Male Massage. He did not mention this to Brad. He didn’t feel it was the “right” time to express his feelings.