fuckyeahvintage-retro:

Place Your Bet - Art by Brent Lynch

"Hey, Bow Tie Boy? You play a little too close to the sweater vest. You sure you wanna put ALL those chips on your Future? Life is a Sucker’s Game … the game is fixed. The House ALWAYS wins, Sad Sack. Let me me freshen up your drink, Mr. THE FUTURIST! … let’s get hazy. And you wonder why they call it Craps."
- So Sayeth The Film Noir Femme Fatale in THE FUTURIST!’s After Work Fog of Ennui.

fuckyeahvintage-retro:

Place Your Bet - Art by Brent Lynch

"Hey, Bow Tie Boy? You play a little too close to the sweater vest. You sure you wanna put ALL those chips on your Future? Life is a Sucker’s Game … the game is fixed. The House ALWAYS wins, Sad Sack. Let me me freshen up your drink, Mr. THE FUTURIST! … let’s get hazy. And you wonder why they call it Craps."

- So Sayeth The Film Noir Femme Fatale in THE FUTURIST!’s After Work Fog of Ennui.

THE FUTURIST! was overheard to remark:

"Look, Bert, you overly Chim Chim Cheree Cheery Chimney Sweep, no matter what you say in your sing songy manner, there is NO WAY you will raise THE FUTURIST!’s spirits about going back to work today. UGH!”

(via turning-saints)

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Tonight’s CLOSING Music

Stay with this and the midway point where it starts to sound like music from a 70s revisionist western film.

Beautiful. 

ArtistPHOX
TitleRaspberry Seed
AlbumPHOX
THE FUTURIST!’s return to work tomorrow (after his restful July Vacation week) will bring the usual sights as he descends the escalator to the offices. 
Always the same murky waters to navigate, frustrations evading annoying office “dangers” and that quirky vending machine that ALWAYS leaves your selected snack choice hanging and not quite falling after you put in your dollar bill.
ERGH!

THE FUTURIST!’s return to work tomorrow (after his restful July Vacation week) will bring the usual sights as he descends the escalator to the offices.

Always the same murky waters to navigate, frustrations evading annoying office “dangers” and that quirky vending machine that ALWAYS leaves your selected snack choice hanging and not quite falling after you put in your dollar bill.

ERGH!

bold what you prefer.

coffee or tea

books or movies 

fruits or vegetables

headphones or earbuds

laptops or pc

facebook or tumblr

netflix or tv

hardcover or paperback

tv or movies

light or dark

salt or pepper

starbucks or dunkin donuts 

reading or writing

writing or drawing

hot or cold

talking or listening

instruments or voice

cake or cupcakes

black or white

sunset or sunrise

Wow. 16 out of 20 for THE FUTURIST! matching with you NEGATIVECULPABILITY. 

It’d Like OKCULPABILITY

It’s near KISMET.

(via negativeculpability)

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THE FUTURIST!’s SUNDAY JAM

while he grills and makes gimlets.

(via bakedalaska)

ArtistAlvvays
TitleArchie, Marry Me

JACK GAUTHIER ON ART

THE FUTURIST! has received news that Jack Gauthier’s art will be on display at The Utter Despair Relatively Fine Arts Museum this August for only 2 hours on August 3. 

Yes. Only 2 hours.

Art is special and then goes away.

There will be a buffet in the atrium.

Jack Gauthier will attend for only 12 mins and wear a black Gene Hackman Turtleneck.

No autographs.

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Andy Williams — I’ll Never Smile Again (live on The Andy Williams Show, 1964)

(via nostalgic-symphonies)

ArtistAndy Williams
TitleI'll Never Smile Again
THE FUTURIST! takes a hike and finds out about …
ROUGHING IT IN THE WILD WITH HIPSTER DAVID THOREAU
THE FUTURIST! was helping Hipster David Thoreau untangle some fishing tackle at the Utter Despair Stream and noticed he was a bit agitated.
It seems that his Natural Environment Rival, the suave condescending Abercrombie Finch and his loyal dog Attitude have arrived for their summer stay in the woods. 
Hipster David Thoreau hates Abercrombie Finch. He has the best equipment, the best clothes and his cell phone can get a signal at the highest point in the woods. Plus … worst of all, his dog Attitude carries a full hot supply of Kenyan Free Trade Coffee around his neck in a thermo keg.
Oh, he hates him so much!

THE FUTURIST! takes a hike and finds out about …

ROUGHING IT IN THE WILD WITH HIPSTER DAVID THOREAU

THE FUTURIST! was helping Hipster David Thoreau untangle some fishing tackle at the Utter Despair Stream and noticed he was a bit agitated.

It seems that his Natural Environment Rival, the suave condescending Abercrombie Finch and his loyal dog Attitude have arrived for their summer stay in the woods. 

Hipster David Thoreau hates Abercrombie Finch. He has the best equipment, the best clothes and his cell phone can get a signal at the highest point in the woods. Plus … worst of all, his dog Attitude carries a full hot supply of Kenyan Free Trade Coffee around his neck in a thermo keg.

Oh, he hates him so much!

(via maletrends)