A MIDSUMMER NIGHT’S SEX COMEDY (1982, Woody Allen)

A MIDSUMMER NIGHT’S SEX COMEDY (1982, Woody Allen)

THE FUTURIST! presents:
THE 9 WICKED LIVES OF MEOWCHIAVELLI
Mrs. Klinderhoff of Utter Despair, NJ was alarmed by a the sound of one of the numerous milk bottles she orders from the UDDER DESPAIR MILK FARMS teetering over onto the cement sidewalk. Mrs. Klinderhoff loves milk.
She was about to assert blame of the clanging sound to her kitten, but then saw the retreating posterior of the evil feline MEOWCHIAVELLI in the distance.
Mrs. Klinderhoff made sure to embrace, hug and lovingly cradle her kitten after, at first, accusing him of the homogenized delivery disruption.

THE FUTURIST! presents:

THE 9 WICKED LIVES OF MEOWCHIAVELLI

Mrs. Klinderhoff of Utter Despair, NJ was alarmed by a the sound of one of the numerous milk bottles she orders from the UDDER DESPAIR MILK FARMS teetering over onto the cement sidewalk. Mrs. Klinderhoff loves milk.

She was about to assert blame of the clanging sound to her kitten, but then saw the retreating posterior of the evil feline MEOWCHIAVELLI in the distance.

Mrs. Klinderhoff made sure to embrace, hug and lovingly cradle her kitten after, at first, accusing him of the homogenized delivery disruption.

(via turning-saints)

FRIDAY’S MOVIE FRAME OF MIND
WINTER LIGHT (1962, Ingmar Bergman)

FRIDAY’S MOVIE FRAME OF MIND

WINTER LIGHT (1962, Ingmar Bergman)

(via purecinema)

Tonight’s Closing Music is dedicated to a dear Dad who passed away on this date 3 years ago (9/25/11). This wonderful kind renaissance man loved music and musicals. He never went to see a musical live on a stage until he was an older parent and an adult son took him to see one and then several each year thereafter.

He was never one to emote or express his feelings, but a glance at his face in the darkness of a theatrical auditorium spoke a thousand words of pleasure and embraces of gratitude.

He loved the musical MACK AND MABEL by Jerry Herman very very much and would play the recording from the original Broadway show over and over again. He did not see the original but a revival at the State Theater of New Jersey, The Papermill Playhouse in Millburn NJ.

This was one of his very favorite songs and it is sung here by John Barrowman.

Dad?

You are missed so very much.

ArtistJohn Barrowman
TitleI Won't Send Roses

An older Groucho sings his classic:

LYDIA THE TATTOOED LADY

The Dick Cavett Show

SEE YOU NEXT WEDNESDAY!
SALT AND PEPPER (1968, Richard Donner)

SEE YOU NEXT WEDNESDAY!

SALT AND PEPPER (1968, Richard Donner)

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Tonight’s Closing Music.

And a quote:

"Dreams are for Losers." - James HansenPhD Candidate, History of Art, Ohio State. MA, Film Studies, Columbia. Founder, Out 1 Film Journal. Member, COFCA. Enthusiast, experimental film.

(via nostalgic-symphonies)

ArtistMel Tormé & Sonny Burke
TitleIt's Dreamtime
TV GUIDE - March 19, 1966

TV GUIDE - March 19, 1966

philipwomack:

Abandoned gorilla, Camden, 2014.

THE FUTURIST! brings you an overseas …
IF IT’S TUESDAY …
IT MUST BE …
THE day in Great Britain that, somehow, KING LOUIE from Disney’s animated musical version of Rudyard Kipling’s THE JUNGLE BOOK, yes, THAT King Louie (the one that wanted musically to be a man and stroll right into town. Who wanted to be like the OTHER men and was tired of monkeying around) is found curbside in a pile of trash presumed unconscious or dead. THE FUTURIST! is awaiting news from a zoo official, Mowgli, Baloo or even Bagheera..
It looks like King Louie got what he wanted. To be like Man. And he appears to have strolled right into Camden town. Did he find “the Power to Man’s Red Flower” (fire) ? Who knows? 
Apparently, though, he is no longer The King of the Swingers or a Jungle V.I.P.

philipwomack:

Abandoned gorilla, Camden, 2014.

THE FUTURIST! brings you an overseas …

IF IT’S TUESDAY …

IT MUST BE …

THE day in Great Britain that, somehow, KING LOUIE from Disney’s animated musical version of Rudyard Kipling’s THE JUNGLE BOOK, yes, THAT King Louie (the one that wanted musically to be a man and stroll right into town. Who wanted to be like the OTHER men and was tired of monkeying around) is found curbside in a pile of trash presumed unconscious or dead. THE FUTURIST! is awaiting news from a zoo official, Mowgli, Baloo or even Bagheera..

It looks like King Louie got what he wanted. To be like Man. And he appears to have strolled right into Camden town. Did he find “the Power to Man’s Red Flower” (fire) ? Who knows? 

Apparently, though, he is no longer The King of the Swingers or a Jungle V.I.P.

Ladies and Gentlemen,
THE FUTURIST!’s New Coffee Maker.
Don’t ask why it was photographed outside.

Ladies and Gentlemen,

THE FUTURIST!’s New Coffee Maker.

Don’t ask why it was photographed outside.

(via monkeypants)

salesonfilm:

enjoy this photo of toshiro mifune and peter o’toole having drinks

THE FUTURIST! exclaims:
"For Saké’s Sake! Mifune and O’Toole having drinks!!
And so … another:
A MOMENT WITH LIQUOR

salesonfilm:

enjoy this photo of toshiro mifune and peter o’toole having drinks

THE FUTURIST! exclaims:

"For Saké’s Sake! Mifune and O’Toole having drinks!!

And so … another:

A MOMENT WITH LIQUOR

(via turning-saints)

And Long Live Negativeculpability.

And Long Live Negativeculpability.

(via negativeculpability)