negativeculpability:

Google Translate Sings “Wrecking Ball”

THE FUTURIST! brings you a very HOT …
IF IT’S TUESDAY …
IT MUST BE …
the day that haiku (THE FUTURIST!’s aide de camp) sent THE FUTURIST! this photo of a toilet in the restroom at his place of employment that was aflame.
THE FUTURIST! asked him later what he could caption it with and haiku replied:
"Someone was preparing a Baked Ass-laska."
THE FUTURIST! bitch slapped him. And he liked it.
What a day.

THE FUTURIST! brings you a very HOT …

IF IT’S TUESDAY …

IT MUST BE …

the day that haiku (THE FUTURIST!’s aide de camp) sent THE FUTURIST! this photo of a toilet in the restroom at his place of employment that was aflame.

THE FUTURIST! asked him later what he could caption it with and haiku replied:

"Someone was preparing a Baked Ass-laska."

THE FUTURIST! bitch slapped him. And he liked it.

What a day.

Album Art

nostalgic-symphonies:

Artist: Lew Stone & his band  with vocals by Al Bowlly 
Song: Coffee In The Morning (And Kisses In The Night) 
Recorded: 1934

I’ve got a mission
It’s just a simple thing

I’ve only one ambition: 
to have right to being you…

Your coffee in the morning
and kisses in the night


It makes no difference
where we decide to live

As long as I’m the one, dear,
who’s always gonna give you…

Your coffee In the morning
and kisses in the night

THE FUTURIST! presents Tonight’s Closing Music

Good Night!

Remember your coffee!

ArtistLew Stone & Al Bowlly
TitleCoffee In The Morning (Kisses In The Night)
THE FUTURIST! presents …
FOOT FETISH THEATER
DR. JEKYLL AND MR. SOCKS!

THE FUTURIST! presents …

FOOT FETISH THEATER

DR. JEKYLL AND MR. SOCKS!

Harold Lloyd (in THE FRESHMAN) has a facial reaction that is all about:
SUMMING UP THE FUTURIST!’s DAY!

Harold Lloyd (in THE FRESHMAN) has a facial reaction that is all about:

SUMMING UP THE FUTURIST!’s DAY!

Oh, it’s SENOR SANTOS TORNEADO!
Mirando bien en corbata y chaqueta deportiva, el Sr. Santos Torneado.
*photo by Devyn Zoltowski

Oh, it’s SENOR SANTOS TORNEADO!

Mirando bien en corbata y chaqueta deportiva, el Sr. Santos Torneado.

*photo by Devyn Zoltowski

THE FUTURIST! is a pessimistic, but he does believe, way down deep in his soul, that there are Good Samaritans out there in the Cruel World.
Happy Monday!

THE FUTURIST! is a pessimistic, but he does believe, way down deep in his soul, that there are Good Samaritans out there in the Cruel World.

Happy Monday!

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THE FAULT IS IN YOUR WRITING AND THE FILMED ADAPTATION OF YOUR BOOK — THE FUTURIST! (gagging from the forced sentimentality)
THE FUTURIST! Asks ..
Don’t you want to be fashionable 70s style AND, at the same time, in a defense mode when attired?

THE FUTURIST! Asks ..

Don’t you want to be fashionable 70s style AND, at the same time, in a defense mode when attired?

retropopcult:

James Bond Road Race set from Sears (1964)

retropopcult:

James Bond Road Race set from Sears (1964)

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