THE FUTURIST!’s BEAUTIFUL LAUNDERETTE

THE FUTURIST!’s former aide de camp haiku (a taciturn young man of unknown Asian origins) produced the above photograph. haiku has gone to Brooklyn, NY and is attending Film classes at an esteemed university. While immersed in his studies he has taken up photography. The above picture was taken by haiku for a photography class assignment. He ensconced himself inside a washing machine at The Utter Despair Beautiful Launderette and took a very avant garde snap of THE FUTURIST! as he walked out of the aforementioned establishment. This is a rare glimpse of THE FUTURIST!. Please respect it and keep it close to your heart. THE FUTURIST! is always willing and happy to assist friends in their educational pursuits.

haiku barely escaped with his equilibrium intact and his camera before a customer turned the machine on. Needless to say, the patron was shocked to see a courteous young man emerge from an appliance. haiku returned home after he discarded the dirty whites that had been tossed on him while he was inside the machine.