IN OTHER NEWS from UTTER DESPAIR, NJ …
THE FUTURIST! asked his friend why the obituaries have not been in the Utter Despair local paper of late. He was told a rumor by Fleming Clamdish that is evidently true. It appears that young Nathan Frenquatt is dating The Angel of Death.
Visual proof was provided today outside The Hive Mega-Plex Movie Theater. THE FUTURIST! saw them leaving THE HOBBIT in 3D. Hmmm … THE FUTURIST! would have expected The Angel of Death to have weighed the movie date option more toward seeing LES MISERABLES, but perhaps young Nathan has been a good influence on the The Grim Reaper. She has been very pre-occupied and young love, as it does to most of us, has kept her mind on other things other than her job.

IN OTHER NEWS from UTTER DESPAIR, NJ …

THE FUTURIST! asked his friend why the obituaries have not been in the Utter Despair local paper of late. He was told a rumor by Fleming Clamdish that is evidently true. It appears that young Nathan Frenquatt is dating The Angel of Death.

Visual proof was provided today outside The Hive Mega-Plex Movie Theater. THE FUTURIST! saw them leaving THE HOBBIT in 3D. Hmmm … THE FUTURIST! would have expected The Angel of Death to have weighed the movie date option more toward seeing LES MISERABLES, but perhaps young Nathan has been a good influence on the The Grim Reaper. She has been very pre-occupied and young love, as it does to most of us, has kept her mind on other things other than her job.

(via aqualad18)

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